'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass-and I'm all out of bubblegum.'
Famous line spoken by the late wrestler Roddy Piper, who appeared in John Carpenter's classic 1988 cult classic: They Live.

Remember This: You Cannot Un-ring the Bell. Dear Abby.

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.
Sir Thomas Browne

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea: Visit People Only Once a Year.
People go to the theatre
; they can't let go of the phone. It's controlling them.
They can't turn it off and they can't stop looking at it. They are truly inconsiderate, self-absorbed people who have no public manners whatsoever.
Patti LuPone

The Sorrows of Life are the Joys of Art. Unknown

When Everything is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane !

A Clear Conscience Is The Sign Of A Fuzzy Memory

It's best to get your exercise, rather than just going over the hill for it.
Wine Makes Daily Living Easier, Less Hurried, with Fewer Tensions and More Tolerance. Benjamin Franklin

If That Red Dress Makes You Smile: Wear It !

You Can Have Anything You Want in Life-If You Dress For It.
Edith Head,
Hollywood Costume Designer, winner of 8 Academy Awards.
Washington, D.C.
First New York, then Philadelphia. Finally, November 17, 1800, Congress
found a permanent home in Washington, D.C. , but it wasn't until the next
February Congress assumed jurisdiction over the District of Columbia.

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the
knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. Princess Diana
Don't Argue With an Idiot; People Watching May Not be Able to Tell the Difference. Unknown

It does not matter how long you live, but how well you do it.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Special Note: Re: Artists.
Artists are not zoo animals and have the right to be asked to be photographed-
not to mention not wanting their art to live forever in a stranger's memory card.
If a patron enjoys the artist's work, please ask for their card or information.
Congratulations to George Douglas Lee, Galveston Artist, whose artwork won
First and Second in National Society of Artists Juried Show, Spring 2017. His
shop is located near The 1894 Grand Opera House, on the Historic Strand, in Galveston .

SuperCaliFragilisticExpialiDocius ! If you say it once or twice, you'll always
sound precocious.

Museum Day LIVE:
Sat. Sept. 23 Smithsonian Museum Day: Free admission at participating
museums with a Museum Day LIVE ! ticket. in partnership with Microsoft.
Now-Sept. 25 Houston Museum of African American Culture, 713-526-1015,
4807 Caroline, presents: The Magnificent Faith Ringhold.
Now-Oct. 7 Barbara Davis Gallery,713-520-9200, 4411 Montrose, presents:
Sangram Majumdar: Foreign & Domestic.
Now-Oct. 8 Station Museum of Contemporary Art,713-529-6900, 1502 Ala-
-bama, presents: Torture by Andres Serano.
Sept. 21-Oct. 15 Ensemble Theatre, 713-520-0055, 3535 Main, presents: Sassy
Three sophisticated women pursue younger men.
Sept. 20-Nov. 11 Houston Grand Opera, 713-228-6737, presents: Verdi's La
Most Dramatic Opera.
Sept. 27- Nov. 10 Houston Grand Opera, 713-228-6737, presents: Handel's
Julius Caesar.
Set on a 1930s movie soundstage.
Sept. 29-Oct. 22 Alley Theatre, 713-220-5700, 615 Texas Ave. presents: Cleo-
World Premiere Elizabeth Taylor & Richard Burton's affair.
Sept. 30-Dec. 17 Houston Grand Opera, 713-228-6737, presents: The House
Without a Christmas Tree.
A family addresses holiday resentments.
Sept. 29-Oct. 7 Opera in the Heights, 713-861-5303, 1703 Heights, presents:
La Fille Du Regiment: French romantic comedy. Impressive vocal music.
Sat. Sept. 30 Cypress Creek Foundation for the Arts and Community Enrichment (FACE) 281-440-4850, 6823 Cypresswood Dr. Spring 77379, presents:
Just Imagine: John Lennon's Last Concert.
Sat. Nov. 4 Cypress Creek Foundation for the Arts and Community Enrichment (FACE) 281-440-4850, 6823 Cypresswood Dr. Spring 77379, presents:
Jackie Evancho.
Now-Nov. 4 Galveston Artist Residency presents: Unsteady Ground. 409-974-
4446, 2521 Mechanic St. Galveston.
Now-Nov. 14 Art Car Museum, 713-861-5526, 140 Heights, devoted to contemporary art emphasizing art cars. Admission: Free. Annual Open Call
Show: Trump This !
Now-Nov. 26 Contemporary Art Museum Houston, 713-284-8250, 5216 Mont-
-rose, presents: Annabeth Rosen: Fired, Broken, Gathered, Heaped.
Sept.-Jan. 28 The Menil Collection, 713-535-3170, 1533 Sul Ross, presents:
Thirty Works for Thirty Years: Key paintings, sculptures, drawings from the
permanent collection
Sept: Museum of the Gulf Coast presents: No Man's Land. Showcasing east Texas
African Americans in WWII.
Oct. 4-22 Classical Theatre Co, 713-963-9665, 4617 Montrose, presents: Mrs. Warren's Profession. George Bernard Shaw's examination of a prostitute.
Oct. 6 &7, 13 & 14, 20 & 21 Puffabelly's Old Depot Restaurant, 281-350-3376, 100 Main Street, Old Town Spring, 77373, presents: Motor Coach Murders.
Cash & Checks at door. Reservations for 6 or more: must prepay. Food & Fun !
Come, help boo the villains. or call: 713-364-9190.
Oct. 8-Nov. 4 Art League Houston, 713-523-9530, 1953 Montrose, presents:
Texas: 1997-2017:Survey of works by Trenton Doyle Hancock, Artist of the Year.
Oct. 11-29 Stages Repertory Theatre, 713-527-0123, 3201 Allen Prkwy, 77019,
presents: Balls.
Oct. 8-Jan. 28 Museum of Fine Arts, 713-639-7300, presents: The Glamour &
Romance of Oscar de la Renta.
Nov. 8-Dec. 24 Stages Repertory Theatre, 713-527-0123, 3201 Allen Prkwy, 77019, presents: A Midnight Clear: A Musical Tale of Christmas.
Nov.19-Jan. 21 MFA Houston, 713-639-7300, presents : Home-So Different,
So Appealing. Featuring U.S. Latino and Latin American artists from the late
1950s to present.
Nov. 29-Dec. 31 Stages Repertory Theatre, 713-527-0123, 3201 Allen Prkwy, 77019, presents: Panto Cinderella.
Dec. 9-Mar. 25 Museum of Contemporary Arts, Houston, presents: Christopher Knowles: In a Word. Exhibition of text, sound, painting, drawing, sculpture and
performance. Including pieces made in collaboration with esteemed theatre
director Robert Wilson.
Dec. 15 The 1894 Grand Opera House, 800-821-1894, Post Office St. Galveston,
presents: The Texas Tenors-Marcus Collins, JC Fisher and John Hagan.
Sun. Dec. 31 New Years's Eve:
Cypress Creek Foundation for the Arts and Community Enrichment (FACE)281-440-4850, 6823 Cypresswood Dr., Spring 77379, presents: Winter Dance Party :
A Tribute to Buddy Holly, Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens.
Oct. 12-Feb. 18 Museum of Fine Arts, 713-639-7300, presents: David Levinthal: Photographs 1973-2015.
Oct. 13-Feb. 25 The Menil Collection, 713-535-3170, 1533 Sul Ross, presents:
Mona Hatoum: Terra Infirma.
Oct.27-Jan 27 Blaffer Art Museum, UH central campus, 713-743-9521,4173 Elgin,
presents: Sergio Prego. Also: Gabriel Martinez, solo exhibition.
Sam Houston Memorial Museum, 936-294-1832, 1836 Sam Houston Ave., Huntsville, TX, 77340. Honoring the life and times of Sam Houston.
Sam Houston State University, Huntsville, TX. .

New Museum:
National Museum of African American History & Culture in Washington, D.C. Olympic Gold Medalist and Houston resident Carl Lewis donated his 10 medals to the museum. Nearly 40,000 artifacts representing history, politics, sports, entertainment and culture poured in from basements and attics from around the country.
There are strong Houston connections for the museum. The acclaimed work of
architect John Chase, a co-founder of the National Organization of Minority Ar-
-chitects and the first African-American licensed architect in Texas, is remember-
-ed through photographs, renderings and plans.
On display at the opening will be a painting by artist and UH Downtown art prof Floyd Newsum, part of the Smithsonian's permanent collection. Also recognized are the accomplishments of former Houston Ballet principal ballerina Lauren Anderson and Astronaut Mae Jemison.
Houston Chronicle 9-18-2016 byline: Leland
The Pearl Fincher Museum of Fine Arts, 281-376-6322, 6815 Cypresswood Dr., Spring, 77379, Pearlformances: Public Invited !
The Pearl opened in 2008 and was created within the shell of Harris County's
former Cypress Creek library, which closed when the 32,000-sq.ft. Barbara Bush
Library opened next door. The Pearl is a smaller-scale version of the Museum of
Fine Arts, Houston.
Family Day: Free Art Festivities. 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Free Admit. Second Saturday each month.
The National September 11, 2001 Memorial & Museum is located on eight of
the 16 acres of the World Trade Center site in lower Manhattan (New York City).
The Memorial, designed by Michael Arad and Peter Walker, honors the 2,983 people who were killed in the attacks of both Sept. 11, 2001 and Feb. 26, 1993.
The Memorial consists of two reflecting pools formed in the footprints of the
The National Sept. 11 Museum is sited below ground and displays artifacts linked to the events of 9/11, while telling stories of loss, compassion, and recovery of the 2001 and 1993 attacks. This is achieved through displays, multi-media, and interactive exhibits.
David Brody Bond is the lead architect on the Museum project. Architect Steven
Davis said, 'The magnitude of the historic importance of the site and its symbolism made it essential for us to find a balance between the collective and the individual experience.'
The Museum opened to the general public on May 21, 2014. Admission: $24 for
adults. Discounted rates for seniors, U.S. veterans, U.S. college students, and
youths. Admission is free on Tuesdays from 5-8 p.m. More info: .
Prehistoric Safari:
Houston Museum of Natural Science, (HMNS), 713-639-4629, 5555 Hermann Park Drive, New Paleontology Hall. You Gotta See This Place ! $15/$10. Admission is free after 2 p.m. on Tuesdays.
Rothko Chapel
,713-524-9839, 3900 Yukon, open daily. 10 a-6 p. Free admission. Signs at Rothko Chapel offer guidance on the best way to view the paintings --from 18 inches away. Guests are invited to experience the silence. Inside, there is a collection of Rothko paintings-dark and turbid-that surround the viewer. Next door to: The Menil Collection, 713-535-3170, 1533 Sul Ross .
Houston Chronicle 11-29-2014 byline: Leah Binkovitz
iPic Theatres Houston. 832-709-2146, 4444 Westheimer Rd. 77027.
River Oaks District. New concept in movie theatres. (Seats & Food: $$$)
Holocaust Museum Houston, 713-942-8000, 5401 Caroline St. 77004.

Miller Outdoor Theatre: Venue offers Music, Movies, Theater & More
for the whole family. The Best Things in Life Are Free for You and Me.
As night falls, they are treated to the Best Free Entertainment in town.
The Houston Ballet, the Houston Symphony and Houston Grand Opera all entertain on the outdoor stage.
Remember: blankets on the right, chairs on the left, and No Glass allowed
in the park. If you prefer a chair in the covered area, free tix are available
at the box office 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. on the day of performance.
Limit 4 per per-
-son older than 16. Any remaining tix are available one hour before showtime.
Houston's Historic Buffalo Bayou Pontoon Boat Tour:
Second Saturday each month, weather permitting, the nonprofit Buffalo Bayou Partnership offers a half-hour tour of the bayou through the middle of downtown Houston. Glide under many bridges before heading into lush wilderness. The Partnership offers a two-hour history tour scheduled once a month through the oldest section of Houston and into the wilds. Info: 713-752-0314. . Sat. Tour: $7. Kid: $5. Ages: 4-12. 10 a.-2 p.
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Buffalo Bayou Partnership: New location for offices: 1019 Commerce Street. #200, 77002. 713-752-0314.

Galveston, Oh, Galveston…
The Bryan Museum, 409-632-7685, 1315 21st St., Galveston. J.P. Bryan, owner.
Bryan Museum, more than 30 years in the making is now open. Hours:
Tues.-Sat: 10 a.-5 p. Sun: 11 a.-5 p. Tix: $4-$10. Kids: younger than 6 free.
the .
Galveston Island Pleasure Pier:
2501 Seawall Blvd. 77550. 855-789-7437.
Texas Star Flyer lifts riders 230 feet above the Gulf, where they swing in a
90-ft. arc at speeds up to 43 mph. Ride is restricted to riders 48 in. or taller,
those more than 44 in. can ride with an adult. There are 15 other rides.
All-day rider pass: $26.99. Get closer look at the action: Walk-on pass: $10.
Moody Gardens
Galveston Island, 800-582-4673,
Schlitterbahn Galveston:
Schlitterbahn Indoor Waterpark on Galveston Island is cranking up the waves for spring breakers when the park opens for the 2014 season .
Parking is free, guests may bring picnic baskets and coolers inside the park.
(No Glass or Alcohol.) There is no charge for use of inner tubes, life vests,
and bodyboards. General Admission: $27.99 plus tax for ages 12-54, and
child/senior admission is $22.99 plus tax for ages 3-11 and 55 and older. .
Sightseeing by Boat: Cruise along the Houston Ship Channel through one of
the world's busiest ports, passing international cargo ships loading and unloading their goods. Sights: operations at the port's Turning Basin Terminal where ocean-going freighters turn around. Info: 713-670-2416. Free for you and me.
No backpacks. Photo ID required. .
The 1894 Grand Opera House, 800-821-1894, Post Office St. Galveston.
San Luis Resort, 409-744-1500, 53rd & Seawall Blvd. Galveston.
Ocean Star Offshore Drilling Rig Museum & Education Center, 409-766-7827, 2002 Wharf Rd. Galveston. Family Days: Second Sat. each month.
Galveston Island State Park, 14901 FM 3005, Galveston. 7 a.-10 p. daily.
Tix: $5. Free: ages 11 and younger. .

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