Remember this: If Mama Ain't Happy….Ain't Nobody Happy.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Bill Kerley, Houston, Tx.

Dear Algebra: Please stop asking us to find your X. She is never coming back,
and don't ask Y. Okay ?

Never Argue With a Woman Who Can Read, It's Likely She Can Also Think……
If You Obey All the Rules, You Miss All the Fun. Katharine Hepburn

We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How to Act in Public.

The first thing I do every morning when I get up is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Dorothy Parker
When mankind was created, a delete button should have been installed at
the end of our tongues. Dear Abby.
The tongue is the only muscle in the body that is attached at only one end !

Today is The Present. Celebrate ! Be Daring, Refined, Do Well.

Ashes to Ashes…Dust to Dust...Life is too short…So Party We Must!
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says-Oh Crap, She's Up.
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
(And if you're scared, don't show it, and you may get out before the
devil even knows you're there)…

You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid. Duh!
Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up ! Will Rogers

It is better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction.
Diane Grant
Being a woman is not the same as being a lady. Christianne Mays
Always love a woman for her personality-we have 10-so you can choose.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Dancing will put a twinkle in your wrinkle ! Texas Polka News J

Nagging ? Of Course Not, it's called a 'motivational' speech.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

When all is said and done, more is said than done. Lou Holtz, Coach.
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that
survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change. Charles Darwin
People often say motivation doesn't last. Neither does bathing-that's why
we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar, motivational speaker 1926-2012
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive ?
Be Yourself. Everyone Else is Taken. Charles Schulz
Blocking calls
on our phones: means we never have to talk to a weird ex.

Heard: 'These days crabbin' and fishin' and holdin' on to a pot to piss in, is just
about the best a man can do
. James McMurtry, 54, singer/songwriter. 12-2015

We Do Not Inherit the Earth From Our Ancestors,
We Borrow It From Our Children . American Proverb

I Pray Every Night, and I Don't Ask for Much. I Just Say 'Thank You.'
Prince American musician. 1958-2016
In the immortal words of Lily von Shtupp: 'It's twue !'
Looking in the mirror, one chicken said to the other: 'Oh, Gladys, it's twue !
Chickens Don't Have Lips !' So much for having lipstick. …

Did You Know ? STRESSED Spelled Backward = DESSERTS Yay !
What Type of Monster Loves Dance Music ? The Boogie Man.

Say What You Will About the South: But No One Retires & Moves Up North .
We Luv Our Sunny South !
To Me, Old Age is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am. Francis Bacon
LOVE That Man !

Check on your neighbors.
Some are alone, widowed, homebound by illness, or for any number of reasons. Ask if they need something, in terms of food, water or just a friendly voice.
Most likely they will resist, so do not insist.
At least give someone a call. Heloise Hints. Houston Chronicle
(Parenthesis notes : courtesy Betty Passini-Kite, editor.)
Your Eyes: Hints for Looking Better.
Dark Circles
: the blood vessels show through the extremely delicate skin, creating
unsightly bluish circles. As with crow's feet, the best bet is to use a retinoid regu-
-larly by building collagen so the veins underneath aren't as noticeable. For a
quick fix, use an eye cream containing caffeine; which will constrict dilated blood
Conceal: they are going to show through; the best solution is a peachy-toned concealer which will counteract the blue-gray hues. Try: Amazing Cosmetics Amazing Concealer $42, .
For especially dark circles, start with an orangey color corrector instead by Maybelline New York Master Color Correcting Camo Pen in Apricot $10 at drug-
-stores. Top that with an illuminating concealer that matches your skin tone.
Health Mag 12-2017 byline: Melanie Rud Chadwick
Good Reason to Exercise:
Getting at least one hour of exercise per week could potentially prevent 12% of
depression in people. Source: American Journal of Psychiatry
Health Mag 12-2017
Self-Care Moves: these feel-good practices not only improve your mood but also
have big body payoffs. Aromatherapy: sniffing certain essential oils; available at
health food stores, may help lift your mood. Yoga: even basic, gentle restorative
yoga can help reduce inflammation in the body, help strengthen memory. Massage: regular rubdowns have been shown to relieve headache pain, ease anxiety, assist with stress and pain-related insomnia. Hot bath: 20 min. in a warm tub can help relax your muscles and mind. Add 2 cups of Epsom salt (drugstore) may help ease muscle tension and pain, and it is safe to try.
Health Mag 12-2017 byline: Roshini Rajapaksa, MD associate professor of medi-
-cine at NYU School of Medicine and co-founder of TULA Skincare.
Detox Your Vagina ? Uhh, No.
Yoni teas, made with a variety of herbs and flavors, like pineapple and kiwi, are
touted as helping cleanse the vagina and making it smell nice. Select spas also use
these concoctions to create a steam infusion that supposedly goes in the vaginal
canal to reap the same benefits. The short answer is No. You don't need to sip
yoni teas or do steams to detox your vagina.
Your vagina has natural lubricants to keep it clean. Simply rinsing the outer
genital area with water and regular bathing should be all you need to keep it fresh.
More important, inserting herbs or hot liquid or even exposing your genitals to
steam for a prolonged period could irritate or burn the sensitive tissues or disrupt
the healthy flora that reside in your vagina. Just let your V be.
Health Mag 12-2017 byline: Dr. Raj
Got Doggy Odors ? Get Bio Zapp:
Bio Zapp is a spray that is a complete odor neutralizer. It does not cover up or
mask the odor. It removes the odor so that you don't smell it but more importantly
your doggy won't smell it either. It is best to clean the area first, if that is carpet; use Tech Stain Remover. Once the stain is removed, spray the area with Bio Zapp.
Spray the area thoroughly down to the pad and concrete. If you have tile, just mop
to clean. Spray the tile and surrounding grout lines with Bio Zapp. If you have
wood floors, covered with area rugs…be aware: if you clean the rug, you also
need to clean the wood underneath. If the wood floor stays wet too long, the
floor will develop a white stain and also can turn black…that black stain is hard
to remove. Any odor can be neutralized in upholstery, concrete and cabinetry;
musty, smoke or any funky odor…Just spray with Bio Zapp.
HappyHandyman, 210-341-1573 Trudy Chuoke Home & Hardware, 2361 NW Military, San Antonio, Texas 78231
Car Payments Late: Enter the Re-Po Man.
A rising number of Americans are unable to make the monthly payments on their
car or truck loans and are in danger of having their vehicles repossessed, according
to data released from the New York Federal Reserve.
There are 6.3 Million Americans who are 90 days late-or more-on their auto loan payments, an increase of about 400,000 from a year ago. The delinquency rate on autos has been steadily rising since 2011, a red flag at a time when the un-
-employment rate has been falling. When someone gets so far behind on their pay-
-ments, they typically end up losing their vehicle.
The rise in auto loan delinquencies is a reminder that Millions are still struggling to make ends meet. Many of the people who can't pay their car loans have bad credit
scores of under 620 on an 800-point scale. They don't have many options to get
money to buy a new or used car and often end up getting a subprime auto loan
that comes with an interest rate of 15 to 20%. (It happens more than we know.)
Some have started to compare what's happening in the auto loan market to the home mortgage crisis that helped trigger the financial crisis of 2008-009. Many
of the same issues are back: Lenders appear to have lowered their standards to
give people car loans who probably should not qualify.
(It is a vicious cycle; no car, no job, no way to get out of debt for many struggling families.)
Houston Chronicle//Washington Post 11-15-2017 byline: Heather Long

Until God Opens the Next Door for You-Praise Him in the Hallway.
How Should We Pray ?
Pray as you go, wherever you go. P. R.A.Y.
P: Praise-Thank Him for who He is, what He's done, and what He's promised
to do.
R: Repent-Admit the ways you have sinned against Him and commit to change.
A: Ask-Ask for His help, wisdom, and action in your life and the lives of others.
Y: Yield-Express your trust in Him and surrender to His plan for your life.
The Good News 11-2015
There are two excellent theories for arguing with a woman.
Neither one of them works. Will Rogers Just so you know.
When arguing with your wife, you can always get the last word: 'Yes, Dear.
You're right. I am sorry'.
Walt Canty, Kingwood

May Your Troubles be Less, May Your Blessings be More..
May Nothing but Happiness Come Through Your Door. Billy Graham

It is never too late to learn how to have fun on the dance floor.

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